Stories by Omega

My Humiliating Marriage

My marriage to Kathy was the highlight of my life. I’d always been self conscious and shy around girls but Kathy seemed to take an interest in me. She was so beautiful and had a cute sexy wiggle when she walked. It was she that asked me for our first date and it was she who suggested we get married. With a rapidly beating heart I said yes both times.

She’d dated the jocks before that only wanted to have sex with her, so she liked me because I was respectful to her and I had a good job. I worked for HI-Tech Computers as a systems analyst. I’m very good at what I do; it’s only when I’m around girls that I get tongue tied and embarrassed, but Kathy liked that because it made for an obedient boyfriend.

The wedding and the honeymoon were wonderful. I had bought a house for us in the suburbs. I hoped that when Kathy saw other young wives with children, she would want children too.

Our neighbors on one side were a retired couple that kept mainly to themselves; and on the other side were Frank and Diane, who had a nice house with a backyard pool. They were not married, but had lived together for about 3 years. They came over to welcome us with a case of beer. I didn’t care much for beer but I drank some to be sociable. What I did object to was smoking. I didn’t smoke and I’d been trying to get Kathy to smoke outside. That all went down the tubes when all 3 of them smoked and drank beer in my living room.

I could see that my wife liked Frank; he was friendly and made her laugh. He told jokes, some I thought were in poor taste, and complemented her on her looks and the clothes she wore. At one point he told Kathy he would love to suck her tits. I was shocked and I expected both Kathy and Diane to be mad, but Diane just smiled and Kathy said, “And what do I have to suck in return?”

 Frank invited us to his place for a pool party. “We are all good friends right? So here are the rules for the party. Girls were bikinis but only one piece, top or bottom. Billy; you and I go skinny dipping,.”

“Oh, that sounds interesting,” Kathy giggled.

After they left I was annoyed with my wife. “How could you talk like that in front of me? It was like you were encouraging Frank to come on to you.”

“Don’t be silly, I was only teasing. Diane was not upset so why should you be? Now all this talk has got me feeling horny, so I want you to suck my pussy. You used to do that all the time but since we have been married, you have been neglecting your duties.”

 I didn’t mind doing that because I knew she loved it, and she had spent a lot of time training me to do it right. What I didn’t like was at night, once she was satisfied, she went to sleep and often I had to jerk myself off for my relief.

The following day as we got ready to go to Frank’s pool party, I was feeling depressed. I didn’t even want to go to Frank’s stupid pool party but Kathy was all excited. “This is what you wanted isn’t it, to make new friends?”

There was no way I was going in the nude so I wore my swimsuit and Kathy wore her bikini bottom. When we got there, Frank and Diane were already lounging by the pool. Frank was naked.  “Oh,” Kathy said, “You have a big one.”

Frank said, “OK everyone, it’s time for a swim, but give me a kiss first Diane,” as he pushed her head down to his cock and made her kiss it. “How about giving me a kiss too Kathy?”

“I think you’ve had enough kisses for now,” Kathy said with a smile.

I didn’t know how to swim and Diane didn’t want to so we sat poolside and watched. Frank and Kathy seemed to be having fun ducking each other under the water. At one point he pushed Kathy’s head underwater and said, “I’m not letting you up until you do it.”

A minute later Kathy came up sputtering, “You are a bad bad boy.”

They got out of the pool after that and everyone sat around the pool drinking and smoking. Diane made margaritas for everyone. I only had one while they had several, and with everyone smoking I was getting a headache. Diane wore a beach coat now but I could see that she was naked underneath.

Frank asked my wife if we would stay for dinner and once she said yes; she didn’t even ask me, he told Diane to fire up the BBQ and cook some burgers and Polish sausage. He told Diane to take off her beach coat and put on her BBQ apron. “I love to see her in that apron, she looks so sexy.” I had to admit she did look good. She has long honey brown hair and small perky breasts. She looked great in her small red apron that barely covered her pussy and breasts; otherwise she was naked.

While she cooked dinner she also served more margaritas. I had enough but the 3 of them continued to drink. Frank still lounged naked on his recliner chair and I noticed each time he would get Kathy’s attention he would slowly stroke himself; I mean how crude can you get, but Kathy and Diane didn’t seem to mind.

Once I asked Frank a question and he didn’t even bother answering, just kept on talking to Kathy. That’s what bothered me the most, all of them seemed to ignore me. Then dinner was ready; I had a hamburger and Diane gave Frank a sausage.

“Come over here Kathy and I’ll show you how the Polish eat sausage.” She got up, went over to Frank and sat on the edge of his recliner. “I start eating from one end and you the other and we meet in the centre.” She had to lean over him to get her end of the sausage and to support herself she put her hand on his stomach very close to his cock and I could see it twitch. Of course when the sausage was eaten their lips were touching and he kissed her.

I had to put a stop to that so I went over to her and said, “Time to join me at the table. Your hamburger is getting cold.” As I pulled her away, I was annoyed to see that her hand lightly brushed Frank’s cock.

A little later Diane was talking to Frank about next Friday night. “Maybe Kathy would help me,”

“That’s a great idea Diane,” Frank said and turning to Kathy, “Every Friday night my 5 buddies from work come here for a couple burgers, a few beer and we play poker. I don’t want the guys getting up to get their own beer because it disrupts the game, so I have Diane bring their beer and cooks their burgers. I think the guys like watching Diane walk away wearing only her BBQ apron. She complains that looking after six horny guys every week is too much so she is looking for some help. Would you like to come over here on Friday and help Diane?”

I spoke up right away. “I don’t think that’s a good idea since Kathy is married and all.”

  “No Billie, I think it’s a good idea. Friday night is when your favorite TV programs are on and I get bored so this will give me something to do.

“Wonderful,” Diane said. “It will be nice to have another girl to help me take care of these guys.”

“And you don’t have to wear an apron like Diane’s unless you want to.” Frank added.

“I think I’ll pass on the apron but I’ll wear something sexy.” Kathy said with a smile.

Shortly after that I said it was getting late and suggested to my wife it was time we left. When we got home I was very angry with Kathy. “How could you agree to go over there Friday night and serve beer to a bunch of horny drunken guys? And what was that comment about wearing something sexy?”

“Honey, I’m just helping out a neighbor,” she said as she reached over and caressed my cock through my bathing suit. “Oh Billie, you have a stiffy. Thinking about me serving beer to horny men has got you all excited. I never realized what a pervert you are.”

“Quit saying that. I’m not a pervert and I don’t want you going over there.” It’s no wonder I had an erection. She seldom gives me any sex and after watching her topless all night and Diane almost naked, it’s no wonder I had a hard on.

“Do you want me to be really, really nice to the guys and then come home and tell you all the naughty things I did?”

“Kathy, stop teasing me. I don’t like it.”

She laid back and started fingering herself through her bikini bottoms. “Encourage me to go to Frank’s place and you can fuck me.” Then she wiggled out of her bikini, spread her legs and started jerking her finger rapidly in and out of her pussy. “Oh, that feels good. I bet your cock would feel really, really good in my hot, juicy cunt.”

“Kathy quit tormenting me; it’s been over 2 weeks since you let me do it. A wife is supposed to let her husband do it more frequently than that. I lay beside you every night, and you tease and excite me but won’t let me make love to you. You just want to be sucked. I know I make you cum with my tongue because I do it just the way you trained me before we got married, but now that we are married you are supposed to let me put it in.”

“I know sweetie but I like to make you beg me for sex. It turns me on. If you don’t get it very often it makes you a more obedient husband. A good husband should make sure his wife is fully satisfied sexually before he thinks about himself.”

“But it’s so humiliating to suck you off and then you make me jerk off in the bathroom because you don’t want my cum stains on the sheets.”

“Tell me you want me to go to Frank’s place and I’ll let you do it right now,” as she lay back with her legs spread fingering herself. “Oh, I’m soo horny; I want you to fuck me. You might even make me pregnant because it’s that time of the month.”

I crawled on top of her and got my penis in her. It felt soo good, hot, wet, and tight and her pussy seemed to pulse on my penis giving me delicious thrills. I knew I couldn’t last long and she could sense that. “Tell me you want me to do Frank’s parties and be nice to his friends and I’ll let you cum in me, otherwise pull out now and go jerk yourself off.”

While she talked, she teased me more by squeezing me with her pussy muscles. It felt so good I knew I had to cum. “Yes, yes you can help out at Frank’s poker games; just let me cum.” It felt wonderful. Her pussy was like velvet and it seemed to massage my penis. This was only the 3rd time she had let me cum in her pussy without a condom. The first time was on my wedding night, and the 2nd time she told me to pull out and jerk off, but I was too far gone and came in her pussy anyway. She was so mad at me that she wouldn’t let me have sex with her for over a month.

“See,” she said, “If you are nice to me and do what I want, I can be nice to you.”

For the rest of the week, I sucked her every night while she teased me. “Diane says Frank won’t like it if I wear panties because the guys like to feel us up when we bring them beer or snacks. She said to look out when the guys pull you on their lap for luck. Once a guy had his cock out and when he pulled her onto his lap he managed to get it in. Frank made her sit there and let the guy fuck her. He said it was to punish her for being careless and to reward him for being resourceful.” She would say stuff like that while stroking my cock. “Billie, look how hard you get when you think about me with the guys.”

“That’s not true and you know it. You talk dirty to me and caress me. That’s why I’m hard.”

Friday night came and I felt depressed, but Kathy was in high spirits as she got ready. She wore a short skirt and a blouse with the top 3 buttons undone and no bra. “Do I look sexy enough for the party? Do you think the guys will like me?”

“What are you talking about, the party? You are there to help Diane serve drinks and snacks, that’s all. You should worry less about what the GUYS think and more about what I think.”

After she left I opened our bedroom window to try and hear what was going on because our bedroom faced Frank’s house. It sounded more like a party to me than a serious poker game. Frank had music on loud so I couldn’t hear any conversation, but I could hear laughter, especially Kathy’s which I knew well. I lay in bed and tried to read but I was too distracted by what was going on next door. It was shortly after 2 AM before Kathy came home.

“What have you been doing until two in the morning,” I said angrily.

“Billy, I come home in a good mood feeling happy and horny and all you can do is yell at me! I was going to let you fuck me but you can forget that now.”

“Kathy, I’m sorry I got angry. It was just that I was feeling jealous and left out of things. So, did you enjoy yourself?”

“It was fun. After the game we had a mini party, dancing and stuff. I’m still feeling horny, so although you blew your chance to fuck me, you can suck me while I tell you all about it?”

She stripped off her skirt and blouse and straddling my head she pushed her pussy onto my mouth. “Now I want you to do what you do best and get me off.”

I didn’t especially like doing that, but I did it to try and get on the right side of her. Since she doesn’t let me have sex with her very often, this is still better than no sex at all. I started doing it just the way she liked it.

“That’s so good Billie, keep doing that. Diane and I watched the poker game when we were not bringing them drinks. The guys like to feel our ass for luck. When the game broke up Frank suggested we have a mini party. Now the guys gave us drinks. I think they wanted to get us drunk so they could fuck us. He put on some good music and we danced with the guys. They liked rubbing against us making us feel their cocks through their pants. One guy, I think his name was Tommy, was dancing with me and rubbing his cock against me. I thought I would give him a thrill so I jerked him a little bit through his pants. He got so excited he came in his pants. I laughed at him and his face turned red, he was so embarrassed. Once the rest of the guys saw what happened they started teasing him. He was so humiliated he left the party and went home. I see you have a big stiffy too. I bet if I touched you, you would cum all over yourself too.”

Her soft warm hand caressed my penis and though I tried not to cum, it was too much stimulation and I came in my pajamas.

“I knew it; you get turned on hearing me talk about jerking a guy off. Maybe I should fuck one of the guys so you could really shoot your load. Never mind trying to deny it; just get back to what you were doing.” A little bit later she pushed me away. “You are totally useless. I should have let Rob fuck me when he wanted to. I know what your problem is. You had your cum so you could care less if I get off or not.”

For the rest of the week she wouldn’t let me make love to her. She said.” I like to get you feeling horny and then not give you any; that’s your punishment. It makes me feel good to listen to you beg me for sex, and then deny you any relief unless you jerk yourself off."

On Thursday Frank came over. I never liked him the first time I saw him and liked him even less now. He always seemed to have a smirk on his face. “Hi Frank,” Kathy said as she went over and kissed him. “Do you want a beer?”

“Sure, I’ll take anything you’re giving.”

“Right now it’s only beer, but later who knows?”

“I’ll have a beer too honey.” I said.

“Sorry sweetie, there’s only one left. You should keep more beer in the fridge for when people drop in.”

Going to Frank she handed him the beer. “I’m sorry I only have one to give you.”

“That’s OK, there is something else you can give me to make up for it,” he said leering at Kathy.

“Frank you’re terrible,” Kathy said giggling.

I didn’t like him flirting with my wife. “Is there a reason why you came over?” I asked.

“Yes; because we will be watching tomorrow nights football game, our poker game won’t get started until late. Diane thought it would be nice if Kathy stayed overnight and the two of them would get an early start on cleanup in the morning. Because we watch the game before playing poker the place is bound to be in a mess, too much for one person to clean up.”

“I don’t think that is…”

I was interrupted by Kathy. “That makes sense; tell Diane I’ll do it.”

“Where would she sleep?” I asked.

“Hopefully with me, otherwise in the spare bedroom,” he said with a grin.

“Stop teasing him.” Kathy said giving him a playful poke. “You know how jealous he gets. Tell Diane I’ll be happy to stay over.”

With a big grin on his face Frank left.

“Kathy, you know I don’t like you going over there and now you just agreed to stay overnight.”

“You don’t appreciate me. All you do is complain about everything I do. It would serve you right if I let Tommy sleep with me tomorrow night. The spare bedroom has a big double bed. I can’t decide, I like Tommy but I also like Sammy so maybe I’ll sleep with both of them. I never had a 3 way. It might be fun. When I come home I’ll tell you all about it.”

“Kathy, don’t annoy me and stop trying to humiliating me.”

“OK, then show me you are willing to please me. I want to watch you jerk yourself off.”

“No Kathy, that’s too embarrassing.”

“Fine, I’m sure I’ll enjoy Sammy and Tommy fucking me tomorrow night.”

“OK Kathy I’m sorry, I’ll do it for you.”

“No, it’s too late now, and don’t go in the bathroom and do it there either.”

 So now she doesn’t want me to jerk off but she still had me suck her when we went to bed. “You are so good at that Billie, I think we should limit our sex life to you sucking me and I’ll jerk you off,” she told him with a giggle. She just loves to tease me.

The following day I came home depressed, but found Kathy was the exact opposite. She had bought a yellow mini dress that made her look soo sexy. She had been to the beauty salon and her beautiful blond shiny hair was now in a ponytail making her look young and innocent

“You can take me out to dinner as soon as I finish my makeup.”

For a moment I thought she was doing this for me but when I went to kiss her she pushed me away saying, “No Billie, you will muss my makeup.”

I took her to her favorite restaurant trying to impress her and show her how much I loved her. I bought an expensive wine from the wine list for her. She spent most of the time talking about Frank and the guys.

“You’re going over to help Diane out. You make it sound like you’re going on a date.”

“Honey, you said you wanted me to go to Frank’s place, remember?”

“Only because that was the only way you would let me make love to you.”

“And you told me to be very, very nice to the guys.”

“I didn’t. I never said that.”

Kathy giggled at my frustration.

At home I didn’t feel like watching TV or reading so I went to bed early. It took me a long time to go to sleep. I kept thinking about Kathy at Frank’s place.

It was close to noon before Kathy came home. She looked happy and so sexy in her short yellow dress. “You make my breakfast and I’ll make the coffee.” It sounded more like an order than a request. She didn’t tell me anything about the party so I had to ask.

“The guys enjoyed the game. We served the guys beer and Frank gave Diane and I vodka and water. We didn’t get drunk but we were feeling good. Every time the home team scored Diane and I would do a cheerleader dance. The guys liked looking under our dresses trying to get a good look at our pussies. Between scores we would sit with the guys. During the second half we did our dance whenever anybody scored.

“During the poker game, we drank vodka and fooled around with the guys a little. The game broke up about midnight and all the guys went home; so you see, Sammy and Tommy didn’t fuck me although both wanted to.

“Diane had too much to drink because she passed out on the sofa. Frank said he would stay up with her so I went to bed. It was very warm in the spare bedroom so I lay on top of the covers wearing just my panties.

A short while later Frank came in saying Diane was sound asleep so he was going to leave her there until morning and he wanted to know how I was doing. He sat on the edge of the bed and we talked for a little bit. Then he said you look so beautiful lying there; may I give you a kiss? I said OK but remember I’m a married woman so that’s all you get, one kiss and then I think you had better go to your bed. He leaned over but instead of kissing my mouth he kissed my breasts. I could feel my nipples getting stiff right away. He told me how sexy I was and that he just wanted to suck my tits for a little while and then he would go to bed in his own room.

“I have to admit it did feel really good so I let him do it for a little while. After a while he said he just wanted to hold me tight and feel my body next to his. He took off his bathrobe and lay down on top of me. I told him to make sure he kept his boxer shorts on. It was only after he agreed that I let him do it.

“After a few kisses I could feel his bare cock pressing against my panty covered pussy. I told him, remember, you can’t fuck me, so maybe you should go back to your room. He pleaded to stay just a little while longer.

“A bit later I could feel him pulling my panties down. What are you doing I asked? He said he just wanted to feel my bare pussy against him. You have to promise me you won’t try and fuck me I said, so after he promised I let him. At first he just lay there with his cock pressing against my stomach but then he shifted a little so that he could rub his cock up and down my slit.

“Anyway, that was a good breakfast honey but I think you have heard enough looking at your big stiffy. Why don’t you clean up the kitchen while I have a nap?”

“Kathy, you have me all worked up and I want to make love to you now.”

“Then admit you like hearing about me sexing up other guys.”

“But I don’t. You keep me horny all the time and you don’t give me any sex so naturally I get stiff listening to your stories.”

“OK, if you don’t want to hear the rest then go away so I can get some sleep.”

“Alright I want to hear the rest.”

“Then prove it to me by sucking me while I tell you the rest.”

As I knelt between her legs I thought, the things I have to do just to get some sex from my own wife.

“Aaah, that’s it Billie, that’s what I like; keep doing it while I tell you what happened next. Now where was I? Oh yes, he was rubbing his cock up and down my pussy lips.

“I told him it was OK to do that but not to stick his cock in me. I must admit, what he was doing felt pretty good. Then I felt him slowly pushing his cock in me. Frank, what did I just tell you I said? Frank replied this is not fucking. Fucking is going in and out. I just want to feel your warmth around my whole cock.

“That lasted only a short while before I felt him thrusting into me. He went slowly at first, and then started going faster. Frank you said you wouldn’t fuck me and you’re doing it so I have to ask you to stop. When he kept on doing it anyway, I said you have to promise me that you will pull out before you shoot your cum in me. You don’t have a condom on.

“Don’t worry I will he said, but soon after that I felt his hot cum squirting deep in my pussy. He cums a lot more than you do, even when I make you save it up for 2 or 3 weeks. I told Frank he was a bad boy for not listening to me and that I was very angry with him.

“Having slept with me last night, this morning he wanted to do it again. He didn’t listen to me last night so I knew that he wouldn’t listen this morning. He wanted to do it doggy style so I got up on my hands and knees. He said he couldn’t decide if he wanted to fuck my cunt or my asshole. I told him I had never been fucked in the ass and I knew it would hurt so please fuck my pussy.

“He said beg me to fuck your cunt and tell me how much better I am than your wimpy husband and I’ll leave your ass alone. So I did; I told him I loved his big cock and I only wanted to fuck him, not you. I said I wanted to feel his hot cum deep inside me and I hoped he would make me pregnant. I didn’t mean any of the things I said to him; I just didn’t want him to ass fuck me, so I told him things I thought he would like to hear. I’m sure you know that you’re the one I love. Anyway he grabbed me by the shoulders and rammed hard into me. He treated me very rough, although I kind of liked it, but he didn’t care about me, he was just using me to get rid of his morning hard on. After he pulled out, he made me prove what I told him by making me lick his cock and balls and tickled his asshole with my tongue.

“Billie I had to say and do those things or he would have fucked my ass. He was very rough with me and he fucked me hard, so now I need some of your tender loving. Lick my pussy with your soothing tongue.”

After a few minutes, “that feels really good, now suck hard Billie, I want another orgasm.”

I was disgusted to think I might be sucking Frank’s cum out of my own wife’s pussy. She reached back and started to caress my stiff throbbing penis. Being so stimulated it only took a few strokes and I came all over her hand.

“See Billie, I told you this is what you like best. Now didn’t that feel good?  I never saw you cum so much before,” she said as she wiped her hand on the sheets. “Now go run me a bath and while I am bathing you had better change the sheets.”

Somehow things have gotten out of kilter. I am doing domestic chores while my wife sleeps after being with another man.

That afternoon the last person in the world I wanted to see, Frank, showed up again. He said he was having his house fumigated and they would have to stay out of the house for 3 days. Diane was going to her mothers place, but since he had no place to go he was going to stay in a motel somewhere.

“Why Frank, you could stay here in our spare bedroom.”

“I don’t want to impose.”

I didn’t want this so I said,” But Kathy the mattress is worn out and the bed squeaks, so I think Frank would be more comfortable in a …”

“Nonsense, all we need is a good pillow so go to the store and buy one and I’ll help Frank settle in.”

Nothing ever works out the way I want. When I got back they were sitting on the sofa laughing and talking and drinking beer.

Kathy wanted to watch the 8 o’clock movie on TV. I rushed to sit beside her on the sofa before Frank could get there. She must have been getting turned on watching the movie because she started rubbing her hand lightly up and down my leg.

I don’t know if she was doing it on purpose, but she was getting me very horny. By the time the movie was over I had an aching hard-on. Kathy said she enjoyed the movie but now she was going to bed to read for a little while. Saying goodnight to Frank she went upstairs to our bedroom and I eagerly followed behind.

She stripped down to her black silk panties and lying on top of the bed started to read. I tried to kiss her but she pushed me away. When I tried to suck her breasts she said, “Billie I can’t read when you are in the way like that. If you need to suck something, then suck my pussy.”

I did. If I could just get her turned on a little more, she was already horny; this could be my best chance to fuck her without a condom. I tried to do it exactly the way she liked but it was more difficult through her panties.

“Billie, that feels really good, now pull down my panties so you can get your tongue in deeper.”

I sucked her the way she had trained me and I could feel her cum. As she built up to her second orgasm she pulled me up and kissed me. “I want to feel your cock rub my clit. Rub just the head of your cock up and down my slit and make your cock twitch.”

As I followed her instructions I could feel her excitement build. “That’s good Billie. You’re not allowed to put your cock in me but now I want you to keep your cock against my clit, and keep making your cock twitch. Oh, that’s soo good, you are making me cum.”

I wanted so much to push my penis in her but I felt sure that as soon as her orgasm was over she would let me do it. Instead once her breathing returned to normal she said, “Now give my pussy a nice kiss and let’s go to sleep.”

I couldn’t believe it. Not only did she completely ignore my needs but being satisfied herself, she was sound asleep in 10 minutes. My penis was so hard it actually ached. There was no way I could go to sleep like this. How could she leave me like this? She does look sound asleep; so I thought that if I was careful I could still fuck her and she wouldn’t even know it. After all she was lying nude on her back.

“Kathy, Kathy are you awake,” I said first in a whisper, then in a louder voice. She didn’t even move a muscle. I very carefully got between her legs and keeping most of my weight on my arms I brushed my hard penis against her pussy. When there was no reaction I got bolder and slowly pushed just the head of my penis into her pussy. It felt so good; so I slowly pushed into her all the way. This was wonderful; even though she was asleep her pussy seamed to tug on my penis. I got so excited I knew just a few more easy strokes and I would cum.

Suddenly, she was awake and pushing me off said. “Get off me you pervert. How dare you rape me while I’m asleep? You are a disgusting sicko.” She got out of bed and putting on her robe said, “I’m going to sleep in the spare bedroom,” and she walked out.

“But wait, Frank is in our spare bedroom.”

“I know.”

OK, maybe I shouldn’t have done that, but it’s not all my fault. She hardly gives me any sex; yet she teases and taunts me until I want her soo bad I ache. I admitted I was wrong to try and fuck her when she was asleep, but to call me a pervert and a sicko was not right either.

She flung the door open and stormed out. I heard her walk into his room saying, “Frank I want to sleep in your bed tonight. Billie tried to rape me.” With both bedroom doors open I could hear the murmur of conversation but I couldn’t make out what they were saying. Later on I could hear the rhythmic sound of the bed springs. That bastard, I thought, he is fucking my wife.

The next morning I got up early and made coffee. I wanted to have it ready for her when she came down stairs, and apologize for last night. A half hour later she still was not down so I thought I would go upstairs and ask if she was coming down for breakfast. I was half way up when I could hear the bed springs squeaking again and hear her low moans. They were at it again. I turned around and went back to the kitchen.

Who said marriage is not humiliating?